Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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