They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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