i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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