She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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