found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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