He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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