pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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