I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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