Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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