just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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