i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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