sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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