Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize