It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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