dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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