I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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