Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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