I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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