so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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