i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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