i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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