I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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