Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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