He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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