Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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