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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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