you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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