threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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Houston, we have a squirter
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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