I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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