It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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