My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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