You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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