Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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