But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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