I love black thongs
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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