2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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