Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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