i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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