Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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