Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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