I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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