So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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