i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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