first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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