even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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