You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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