..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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