Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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