i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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