im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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