Dual....:-)
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the day after is always just damage control
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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