Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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